B: I'm not really a beer kinda guy. I figure I'll just drink soda and play video games.
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(My friend A kissed his wife, T, on the cheek)
B: COME ON! In front of a child?!
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V: (after I took off her coat) Good job, mama.
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V: (upon climbing atop a pile of snow in our yard) Ahsum.