Blake loves his *relation concealed to protect the innocent* and will follow him anywhere. Like over Christmas, when he followed him into the bathroom. Since everyone is on my side about Blake being potty-trained ("Come on kid, let's make this happen!"), the * wasn't too perturbed.
"Whoa," said Blake. "That's a big penis."
"Yep," said *. "One of these days we'll get you one."