they know me

Card 1, received for our engagement:

Front of card: A bride and groom are looking out over a lake. The thought bubble over the groom: "Sex. Sex. Sex." The thought bubble over the bride: "Thank-you notes. Thank-you notes. Thank-you notes."

Inside, my cousin wrote: "Knowing you, your side should probably also read "Sex. Sex. Sex!"
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Card 2, received for my birthday:

Front of card: Happy "29th" birthday!
Inside: ...from your "110-pound" friend.

And Molly wrote: "I love when irony loses its sting because it's completely true!"