A: I'm pretty cool.
B: No you're not.
B: You're amazing!
B: This isn't the way my mom does it. Can you please do it the way my mom does it?
R: In spite of what I'd like to claim, we can control it. (regarding toots)
(upon waking from his nap)
B: Mom, can I have double snacks?
A: What does that mean?
B: That means two. (holding up two fingers in front of his sleepy eyes)
I made that awesome thing for you cuz you're fancy and have mad skills, like I do. And when you do fancy things, I will give you a prize!
B: You get to play with me! But don't mix up what I built only for me. You can make your own awesome stuff, and I will help you built you something. Cuz I can built you something really hard. It's a lot harder than you might have guessed.
A: Welcome back from your nap.
Just cuz I'm a smart-thinkin' handsome kid!