that's what he said

B: Wow, making your bed is a really big job.
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B: Mom, I'm ready for breakfast! (serious look) I decided to take a break from the sugar cereal. I just picked out the regular cereal.
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B: Long sleeves and a tank top look cool. Short sleeves and a tank top (disdainful look), not cool.

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B: Mom, I'm sorry that I just washed my hands. UGH! My head just goes crazy when I try to brush my teeth!

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B: I am SO going to beat you with my soup!
A (absently): Mmhmm...
B: I AM WHIPPIN' YOUR TAIL, MOM!

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A: Oh! It's downright balmy out there - 40 degrees!
B: Is it perfect for a picnic?!

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R (while putting together the Hess truck from the Teipe side of our family): These are...
A: Amazing?
R: Kind of the coolest thing in the world.

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B: Ooh, there's a tiger on it! RAWR!

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B: Smitty, will you please not disturb me when I'm resting?

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R (talking to N): I'm going to give Mason and Smith a haircut today, then take them out for ice cream later.
B: Um, Reese, may I please have a haircut?

(I said yes, buzzed his long shaggy hair off, and then we all went to Baskin Robbins.)