that's what he said

A: How old are you again? No, wait! How old will you be?
B: Um, six. How old are you?
A: Thirty.
B: Oh my word, I'll NEVER catch up!

*****
(We had friends over for dinner, which took a l-o-n-g time to be ready. While we waited, P played Star Wars Legos on the Wii with Blake, thereby making him Blake's favorite person ever that night.)
B: Thank you for saving me, Yoda.
P: Welcome you are.

*****
B: (telling Rob something that neither Rob nor I can remember now)
R: That's crazy!
B: Your FACE is crazy! HAHAHA! I gotcha Dad! I gotcher back! I gotcher back!

*****
A: I think we should get your skis on tomorrow and practice going down a little hill.
B: (gasps) And... is there jumps?!
A: No, you have to get used to the feel of skiing first.
B: AWWW, MAN!

*****
B: Mom, I heard about something called a splitboard when my alarm went off this morning. It's a snowboard that splits and turns into skis! Isn't that awesome?
A: My friend Sam is going to want to talk to you. He's a splitboarder.
B: AWESOME!

*****
A: You know you get to go be with Peter, Kale, and Joel tomorrow.
B: And Mayomi.
A: Nope, Naomi's coming with me.
B: (jumping up and down behind me) YAY! ALL BOYS! ALL BOYS! (walking over and quietly putting one hand on my arm) But don't worry, I still love you and I like being with you too.

*****
A: (thinking he's been brushing his teeth for a very long time) B, are you done yet? Are you ready for bed?
B: A'course not, I'm pooping!