You know what's delicious?
French onion soup.
You know what's even more delicious?
French onion soup made by someone other than me.
It took TWO DAYS and by the time I was done, I was so sick of smelling onions that I ended up throwing most of it out. I literally could not eat more than half a bowl, and I LOVE French onion soup. It wasn't a particularly expensive lesson, but the time! My WORD, the time! You know you can order that shit in a restaurant and it comes out in something like five minutes, right? I can't believe I bought oven-safe ramekins just for the occasion.
Guess I'll have to make creme brulee and hope for better results.