"I'm not eating any meat tonight."
"We don't put those things in our mouths."
G: "It's called 'Kiss My Face Patchouli.'"
A: "I'm sorry, all I heard was 'Hippie, hippie, hippie, pot.'"
"It's "Minky the Monkey." I bought him because he looks just like my boyfriend...my boyfriend looks like a monkey. You know, big eyes, long arms?"
L: "I'm twenty-three."
G: "Or THIRTY...your eggs are shriveling up!"
"Someone told me you threatened to dress your child as a turd for Halloween!"