you are trying too hard when...

• You wear one-inch false lashes to your job...at the checkstand at Albertson's. Maybe she moonlights.
• You call me for five different surveys within a seven-day period. I don't think it's all the same company (oil opinions, CDC on childhood immunizations, etc.), and Qwest wanted me to bundle some services too, but I hate answering the phone to anyone who says "I'm looking for Adalee Mostad?" That just shows they don't try QUITE hard enough.