the comedian

"I was just jokin' Mom. That was a really funny joke."
-This almost never follows a 'really funny joke,' but often follows something for which he's about to be disciplined. See also: cheesin'.

"Watch this. This is going to be so funny!"
"Wasn't that so funny?"
-He definitely needs to hone his comic timing. However, the look on his face as he's saying both of these things (smile as wide as mine, eyes disappearing as mine do when I smile big), melts my heart.

"I just cheesin'"
-I'm sure he's gotten this from pre-school, as I do not ever tell him I'm teasing...I'm a 'kidder,' myself.