that's what he said

My dad: "Looks like you two are finally bonding."

I was vacuuming. Rob was grinding coffee.
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After I showed him my freshly painted lips...
B: "Maybe when I really big, I can have hot lips too."
A: "Not if I have anything to say about it. I'll paint your toenails first."
B: "Okay!"
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Grammie G: "I think I'm going to be a dandelion."
B: "I'm going to be a geek."
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After inadvertently taking Rob to his house...
Matt: "Oops. I guess you want to go home to your wife?"
R: "Ummm... yes?"