My dad: "Looks like you two are finally bonding."
I was vacuuming. Rob was grinding coffee.
After I showed him my freshly painted lips...
B: "Maybe when I really big, I can have hot lips too."
A: "Not if I have anything to say about it. I'll paint your toenails first."
Grammie G: "I think I'm going to be a dandelion."
B: "I'm going to be a geek."
After inadvertently taking Rob to his house...
Matt: "Oops. I guess you want to go home to your wife?"
R: "Ummm... yes?"