"I just don't want you to leave, Rob. I want you to stay with us for a long time." (said through tears)
"Rob, no toots at the table."
(gasp) "Bad word!" if I say 'never,' 'stupid,' or 'hate'
T: "Who's your best friend?"
B: "Ummm, I think I like my mom."
B: "Yeah. And I think I like EVERYONE."
"Cows always eat grass. Horses too. Horses always eat grass.
But penguins don't. And cows always poop."
(pushing play on the portable DVD player while on the drive from Billings to Bozeman) "I going to watch Toot & Puddle many times." (as he watched it for the third time)
(after blowing in his face) "Ew. Your breaf is kind of sick."
A: (tired of hearing him sniff) "Would you like a Kleenex?"
B: "No, thank you. I just like to sniff to make the inside of my nose cold."