Tuesday, January 20, 2009

that's what he said

"God made good guy Transformers to fight the bad guy Transformers because He liked them."
A: (after pulling over twice for B. to pee on the side of the road) "Please don't swallow water at swimming lessons."
B: "But there aren't crabs in it."
A: "Right, but you still don't swallow water."
B: "But crabs live in the ocean."

(long pause of at least a minute)

"But if there were crabs in the swimming pool, they would hurt my feet and my hands, and I would be a crabman. And I would wear my costume."
A: "I don't know what to say to that."
B: "Mom, I have to go potty."
B: "Why is Grammie in Bozeman?"
A: "She's here to help me with wedding stuff so Rob and I can get married."
B: "And then he'll live at our house? And he won't have to live in Spokane?"
A: "That's right."
B: "Oh, that will be great!"


Andrea said...

seriously...the greatest entertainment. What a stud!

Dave said...