that's what he said

A: Yeah, I really hate that shit.
B: BAD WORD...
L: (snickering and muttering) Oh, you're in trouble now.
B: ...We don't say 'hate.'

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M or S (one of my twin nephews, during nap time): Dada?
...
Mama?
...
Addie?
R: (laughing) Anyone? Anyone? Who will rescue me from my nap?

*****
B: This is good bratwurst, Mom.
A: Thank you!
B: You're a good cooker.

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A: How you feeling honey? You feel warm, and the teacher said you complained about your ear today.
B: Yeah. I think I have an ear confection.