I just found out that someone in California got to my blog by searching for the words "stories i eat your poop."
I find this impossibly disturbing, especially after running that same search and seeing what came up. After the first few especially icky pages, it's either about dogs eating their own poo or potty-training stories on mommy blogs (which, I suppose, this one qualifies). I never found my own site, which means California had to click through A LOT of pages to find me.
Except that now, I may have raised my searchability for that particular phrase. Rats.