that's what he said

B: You say tomahto, I say potato.
A: No wonder we're confused.

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B: Mom, can you make sure to put lotion on my armpits and legpits?
A: Uh, sure. Where are the legpits, exactly?
B: (pointing to the backs of his knees) Right here! See? Legpits!
A: Aha. And who told you that's what they are called?
B: I did!

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Pastor J, during communion: Saying, "This is my blood..."
B: BLOOD! Ewww.

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B: Alleeba! Alleeba! Undalay! Undalay!

Now say that out loud and guess who he's quoting.