E: And I'm thinking, "You take your foot off the gas, and I'll take mine off the brake!"
A: Are you teaching Driver's Training?
E: No, I'm dating.
*****
M: Well, let her have fun, YA BITCH!
(I told her I'd anonymize it, but it's not nearly as fun: Mom, you're one of my favorite people, even though you said this to me.)
*****
A: (sneeze) Excuse me.
B: You're excused.
A: Thank you.
B: You sneezeded. Why did you say "Excuse me?"
A: Because I sneezed. It's polite. You're supposed to say "Bless you."
B: Oh, MOM.
3 comments:
haha! that's so cute.
Addie, Remember you, Kelli, and I were laughing and cutting up being a little squirrely when I popped that phrase.
Folks out there I am not the tree Addie fell from. It is her father, the mighty oak, in which this acorn(A) fell. Ha ha ha ha ha
Oh yes. I thought it was clear it was lighthearted, but maybe not. Momica was making a funny people, and it was VERY funny.
And I do too get it from her! She just shocks herself sometimes. :)
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