After licking food off his fingers during a meal and doing the predictable thing:
A: Don't wipe your hands on your pants!
B: No, it's okay. It's just the wetness of the tongue.
B: Mom, whenever I take drinks, I feel happy. Whenever I don't, I don't feel happy. So I'm happy cuz I took two drinks to make me happier so I'm happy!
A: Sounds good to me!
B: Mom, I haven't played Star Wars LEGOs for a whole day.
A: It's been longer than that.
B: IT HAS?!
A: Who are your favorite people to talk to on the phone?
B: Chase. And all of my grandpas and grandpas.
HAHAHA! I meant my grandpas and grammies. All of them.
I'm so silly.