To date, I've gotten five bottles of wine for my birthday. Five. That seems like it should seem like a lot, right? However, I think it is just right. Suits me right down to the ground.
I think they are telling me that I do not, in fact, drink ENOUGH. So I should perhaps drink more.
It's been a day full of good news (more to come on that later), and I think I shall celebrate by opening a bottle tonight. Because a day without wine is like a day without sunshine, or something like that.