me likey the bunko girls

Just to note: Rob worried that my quote list would ultimately mean I would be barred from Bunko. I reassured him that most of the girls gleefully laugh and holler "Addie, did you get that?!"

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H: How can guys do that?
L: Just bend it.
C: Like a hose? Kink it like a hose?

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A: If you performed like I did...

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S: We should do something crazy and unchurchlike.

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T: I lubed your mechanism.

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M: Can you press in more?
L: I can't unless I stand up.
M: But it feels so goooooood!

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H: It's SINFUL. But I like it.

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M: Not so rough!

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C: If you leave it, it just gets runny.
A: Oh, really?
C: (wickedly) It just goes limp.

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A: It's okay. You can touch it!

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M: I was at that table. It was disturbing. Addie will probably like it.

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A: So I'm keeping score?
E: Well, you're the one drinking, so I'm sure you'll do fine.

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A: Can I use your bathroom?
M: No. Outside.

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L: You may have pushed it in too far.