Wednesday, June 23, 2010

context omitted, for your reading pleasure

S: You and your dummy are on fire!
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I don't know why I like saying that so much... DUMMY.

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B: You learn from a black guy.
A: That's what she said.

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S: You don't believe me, but I AM REALLY TIGHT!

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B: Yeah, I'm tighter than a Target Q-tip.

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L: Let's BOTH do it, H!
H: OKAY!

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A: It feels good. I like it.

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M: See, that's why there's wet spots!
H: Because we're cheaters.

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C: She's bisexual? Well, if you're gonna screw up, go all the way.

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B: Are you my chicken goddess?

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