We all bundled up to Helena after Rob got home from work on Saturday. Chad and Lindsey Krywaruchka (they had a helpful pronunciation guide printed on their wedding programs back in the day, but you don't get one unless you click that link or read my side bar links) moved up there from Billings in order to plant a church and had invited us to stay in their spare room. Since Rob's been chafing at a limited schedule - well, it's not limited so long as he just wants to work - we figured it was an easy drive to see someplace new!
Linds had made a delicious carrot soup that included jalapenos, but apparently accidentally included one habanero, which she discovered after she itched her nose with a peppery finger. Chad's guffaws as he showed us the photo of her baking soda and milk nose plaster did not lend to a sense that he was overly compassionate, but it was awfully cute. And funny. And the soup was tasty, which surprised my carnivorous fella, who wants the recipe! I'll try to omit the habanero (or at least the chemical burn on my sniffer).
We joined them for Narrate Church in the morning, then went for a little walk to grab some breakfast. On the way up the street, I heard a goose honk, then saw a young woman run out from behind a big planter, with a spread-winged goose running after her. Alarmed for her safety, I called out "KICK IT!" just as Lindsey turned to tell us about this family that walked their pet goose on Sunday mornings.
"Oh my gosh. DON'T KICK IT! I'm so sorry! I was scared for you!" I backpedaled furiously as everyone but Blake (who had been oblivious to the goose) snickered helplessly and the family gave me the stink-eye.
I later told Blake he could chase off some pigeons, to which Rob hollered after him "Make sure they're not someone's pet first!"
And I never once told him to kick the cat.
3 comments:
I love this post because I just think you're so funny. But I love the title most of all, because I am always looking for ways to be tacky, and you found a perfect one.
Pee scatter? Smelling farts? Nose Picking and eating? This was a vid for church? Hysterical!
I can't stop laughing at many things right now: 1) KICK IT!!! 2) Grammie Perrine's reaction to the video made for church and 3) Blake wanting to rub his face all over Lops. What a complimentary post I feel famous, but most of all loved. Thanks for your company and friendship, maybe neighbor-ship?? :)
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