it's a cabaret

I get to go to Las Vegas with friends to see the National Finals Rodeo (if we can scrounge up a ticket for me). I'm going in early December, I'm very excited, and I hope to see cute cowboys, if I can get into the rodeo. When making my plans, I left the following message on Kellie's mother's voice mail:

Hi Karen! Just wanted to let you know that I will be there the 9th and 10th, so if we can somehow find rodeo tickets for two nights, that would be great. If not, no big deal, I can always make my own fun, maybe hit a nudie bar or something. Thanks for inviting me, and I'll talk to you soon!

Kellie then told me that her mom thinks I am blackmailing her. Of course, I TOTALLY AM.