I am enjoying a very delicious salad, and yet I feel like a failure. Why, you ask? Why would eating my leafy greens and veggies make me feel as though I have failed at anything?
Because all the veggies in my delicious salad are GREEN. It isn't colorful enough, though the green pepper, green cuke (I first spelled that cucke, which make me think naughty things), and green avocado taste very good with the green spinach. No red, orange, or yellows, but besides tomato or fruit, anything else I add would be... bell peppers. That is a LOT of bell pepper, which I won't do (it messes with the ratio in my bites of perfection: a little of everything in the salad in EACH bite, and three kinds of peppers in each bite is just, I think we can agree, TOO MUCH).
WHO EVEN THINKS LIKE THIS?!